One of the advantages of glasses over contacts

Here's a very common sight at our house: Ellie jabbing and identifying a parental eye.


It goes a little something like this:
Ellie: Jabbing at ocular cavity. Eye.
Parent: Grimacing. Yes, Ellie, that's my eye.
Ellie: Renewed jabbing at ocular cavity. Eye.
Parent: Dodging or parrying the strike. Yes, Ellie, that's my eye. Where's your eye?
Ellie: Carefully pointing to her cheek, scrunching up her face, and closing her eyes. Eye.
Parent: Exit stage left.