I can't help myself...

... I love reading the cops section of the Bozeman paper!

• A man burying a dead horse hit a natural gas line.
• A person, who appeared to be doing CPR on the side of Interstate 90 around 6:30 p.m., was cutting up a dead bear.
• A large tent set up near the Montana State University stadium was being blown onto Kagy Avenue by the wind.
• Someone crushed a bunch of crabapples in a woman's driveway overnight.