Not the mama!

I just had this hilarious little conversation with Eliana:

Me:  You're my baby!

Ellie: You're my baby, too!

Me: I'm not a baby, I'm your momma.

Ellie: Well, I'm the best momma in the world!

Me: Yeah, but I birthed you.

Ellie: Well, I burped on you, too. 

Ha ha! Apparently giving birth is similar to burping on someone.