"You're old..."

As I walked out of the office this morning, Eliana looked at me and said, "You're old. You should use a cane. Wait right there." Then she came back with a broom, showed me how to use it as a cane, and handed it to me. To appease her, I used it to walk back into the office. From behind I heard her laud, "Wow, that's pretty good walking..."

Maybe I should go back to bed...